I told you guys I'd have a game this month, and by Jove I've got a game this month!
(For comedy value: check the timestamp of this post.)
The Experimental Gameplay Project theme this month is Boys And Girls. If we're a boy, we're challenged to make a game that girls will like, and vice-versa. I, of course, decided to make two games. One for each gender! How could this go wrong? I can appeal to everyone!
You should go play it immediately.